My Youth Of White Crime

From the Lil Dicky song, White Crime

I grew up in a 99% white suburb and we were criminal as fuck. Drinking, drugs, petty theft, trespassing, arson, you name it. Is teepeeing illegal? Teepeeing. Basically everything except assault. Every sort of property damage we could come up with, however, we were bored. Also counterfeiting. I think about that when I think about



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Indrajit Samarajiva is a writer from Sri Lanka, grumpily in Oxford for a while. Sign up for my newsletter at, and you can reach me at