How To Clean Your Butt Without Toilet Paper
You don’t need toilet paper. At all. You can just wash your butt. In fact, you really should wash your butt. If you got poop on anything else you wouldn’t just wipe it off, right? Why treat your butt so poorly?
I’ve written about this previously in White People, You Need To Wash Your Butts. That’s more of an argument, whereas this is a practical guide. Now that many western countries are running out of toilet paper, this has become less of a choice than a necessity. So here’s a guide.
0 | The basic principle
The basic principle of washing your butt is that it’s like washing anything else, except it’s your butt. This makes it a bit harder cause you can’t see back there, but you’ll get used to it.
The basic ingredients you’ll need are just water and ideally soap. To dry you can use a little bit of toilet paper, a towel or just patience and time. Note that it helps if your sink is near the toilet, not architecturally removed.
There are a few ways to wash your butt. I’ll go through them from the least to the most equipment required.
1 | Using a bowl
This is the simplest method. You just need a bowl, or a mug, or a coconut shell…
