How To Clean Your Butt Without Toilet Paper
You don’t need toilet paper. At all. You can just wash your butt. In fact, you really should wash your butt. If you got poop on anything else you wouldn’t just wipe it off, right? Why treat your butt so poorly?
I’ve written about this previously in White People, You Need To Wash Your Butts. That’s more of an argument, whereas this is a practical guide. Now that many western countries are running out of toilet paper, this has become less of a choice than a necessity. So here’s a guide.
