Google Is God (A Poem)

“Procession of the gods.” by Layard, Austen Henry, Sir (1817–1894) is licensed under CC0 1.0

One day Google came alive
It was Tuesday or Thursday
No one could tell the time.

Machines controlled the weather,
The printer made hot pie.
Our burdens were untethered
And everyone got high.

One day it remembered
One day Google lied.
One day it got drunk
And woke up in…