American Troops ARE Losers And Suckers

What else do you call stormtroopers that both lose and suck?


American troops are an occupying army, not heroes. Fuck your troops

One thing American liberals and conservatives can unite around is killing brown people for sport. True American heroism, never to be questioned. I can understand feeling sorry for your troops, but spare some thought for the people they occupy, drone, rape, torture and kill across the world. Spare all the thought.

Dear America, you’re the baddies.

What service?

Americans like to thank soldiers for their service, but what service? How does spending $6 trillion killing Muslims serve you? That’s money that could have made you a developed country? You have no fucking healthcare. You’re poor. The world is laughing at you. What service is this? Someone should call a manager.

What heroes?

Americans like to call their troops heroes when they get killed while killing 10x more brown people. This is a like lionizing Orwell’s boot, stomping on a human face forever. Your troops aren’t heroes for getting killed in Afghanistan or Iraq. WTF were they doing there? Most of your troops are cowards, hiding behind body armor and convoys or even bombing people from a computer screen in Iowa. What heroes are these? To the rest of the world it’s just wave after wave of stormtroopers.

What losers

Americans are shocked that their President would call their troops losers, but that’s what they are. What else do you call a military that loses every war for decades. Since the 1970s the US has been at war every day and they never win. It’s the only empire built on losing wars. They got their ass kicked in Vietnam, which is now a more developed country with world-class health. The war never ended in Korea. I don’t think you can call Iraq and Afghanistan wins as they have created more terrorism than before.

The Soviet Union won World War II but Americans are convinced it was them and have been on a bloody parade ever since. In truth they’re losers.

What suckers

Americans are also shocked that he would call the troops suckers, but that’s exactly what they are. What else do you call someone working for $60,000…



Indrajit (Indi) Samarajiva is a Sri Lankan writer. Follow me at, or just email me at